This is Sophia and teddy toodaloo. She is a princess who invited me to dance with her to the band and now I have a new friend 🌸 (at Washington Square Park)

This is Sophia and teddy toodaloo. She is a princess who invited me to dance with her to the band and now I have a new friend 🌸 (at Washington Square Park)

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave